[american voice] feliz navidad
megatron u babe
here’s what I might make IDW starscream sound like I guess??? bascially pharma but a lot gayer hope it makes her laugh haha
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
THIS IS AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE WORLD.
I have kidnapped Santa Claus. Christmas will be cancelled forever unless my needs are met IMMEDIATELY. I hereby demand 10,000 BitCoins to be deposited into my BitCoin Wallet by tonight at midnight. Failure to comply will result in the immediate death of old St Nick here. The attached photo is 100% real and authentic; I do NOT fuck around!
Don’t let the dildo guy shove santa up their ass
now you listen here
(/^▽^)/ sei's fedora
Getting into the holiday spirit